It’s a momentous time in our country of the United States of America. Has anyone ever felt the “of America” is necessary? If a person doesn’t understand where you are referring to with just “the United States” then they shouldn’t be allowed to converse; Conversely, I talk to a lot of people who just say “America.” I get it. You know what I mean?

Tomorrow will be September 11th Eve in our land of Freedom Fries. Did you forget about Freedom Fries? I will continue to capitalize Freedom Fries until we acknowledge it like I was forced to acknowledge the Holocaust and Brigham Young University. More poor decisions by white people.

In all seriousness, this 10 Year Anniversary is a big one for all of us. The world changed that day. I remember I was only 15 at the time, but I felt 9/11 years old. When I found out there was little I could do to help, I felt 9/11 inches tall. You see what I’m getting at? I’m still really patriotic. I wouldn’t die for my country because I’m no extremist, but I still love it. That’s right, we still have sex after 25 years together.