After 19 years in Florida I’ve moved to Austin “The City That Never Rapes” Texas. I don’t know if it is actually the city that never rapes. I have not researched the information yet. Truth be told, I sometimes write things that are complete fabrications and I will not distinguish between reality and the disinformation I brew in my head.  Pure honesty is the best way to avoid jury duty.

About a week ago my girlfriend and I packed our truck and drove West through the night.  We were never afraid of falling asleep at the wheel because when we’re around each other we never sleep. We’ve been together for two long years and haven’t slept for 5,520 hours. Your Honor, the prosecution is guilty!

I’ve been in a constant state of mental arousal lately. That sounds exactly how it looks: My brain has been hard, throbbing, and covered in protruding veins. It’s definitely been this way for over four hours, but I haven’t called a doctor yet. I’m going to see if I can mindfuck some more people. People love a good mindfuck.

Here is a random picture from my journey out here:

I met Jene, she IS a good wife!

Before I left Tampa I snapped a picture of one of their famous sewer caps. If you have not seen this yet be sure to check it out on my CAPS PAGE. It’s been fun writing this for you to read. Did you have a good time? Tip your server.

-Andrew Burnette